Pickles by Brian Crane for June 11, 2013

Why are you looking at the ceiling Earl?

Earl doesn’t know to quit when he’s behind:“On the plus side Opal you can vacuum under here now.”

Earl, just ask the grandkids to do it . . . and maybe the paper will not have dog saliva all over it . . . YUCK!!!

Bad Opal! Bad girl! No walkies tonight!

Good opportunity to vacuum underneath that chair now Opal.

EARL, SHE’S NOT A DOG!

Earl should get an iPad… news updates without having to move himself to get them…

I’ve got all the Pickles collections, and I’m really sad to say that Brian is running out of material. He’s been recycling jokes lately. He’s apparently had a number of opportunities to learn not to tell her to say “fetch”.

Earl is turning into Archie Bunker.

Officer I saw it, It was domestic violence and abuse..

I guess Opal wont be getting petted tonight.

He did say “please”.

And Opal is a woman of few words… sometimes.

He had that one coming and then some! Go Opal!

I get the paper and love the fresh air in the morning Earl is just not a morning person like my husband. Our paper is delivered at five in the morning. I love the way Roscoe is looking over at Earl.

Yet he somehow managed to get married…

You can say THAT again, Earl.

That’s right, Opal… Put him in his place!

LOL xxx

Well he SAID please!!

People who interact with other people, or “sociable” people, sometimes politely ask another person to do something for them, as Earl did. Opal, who often displays unsociable behavior, particularly toward those (socially) closest to her, behaves much worse than the dog with whom she chooses to compare herself.

Opal gets so annoyed with everything. She needs to go outside and get some fresh air…….

And the announcer yells…“GOOOAAALLL!”

Sorry Earl. You should know better. How long have you been married to her ?

OOH! yeah not so good with words Earl.