Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 07, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Students sometimes ask me "How can I make $400 million right after graduation?" Well, it isn't about making millions of dollars right after graduation... It's about creating something new! Twin 1: Yo, ready to bounce? Twin 2: Let's do this! Alex: Uh-oh...
BE THIS GUY over 11 years ago
Who didn’t see this coming?
Linguist over 11 years ago
And its…..Friday !
ComicDetectiveDA over 11 years ago
GASP—!!!!!! (Dies again)
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cry havoc and loose the twins of Alex!
McSpook over 11 years ago
The first of the class of ’35 makes their entrance.And legacies do have an easier time getting in, especially if they were born on campus.
ReneTray over 11 years ago
No a MD, not a PhD.
magicwalnut over 11 years ago
Oh, for heaven’s sake! Give it a rest!
SaraRundle over 11 years ago
“It’s about creating something new” Love this. Wealth is not always in a corporate world. The joy of creating something new? A garden, a baby, a quilt … thank you Mr. Trudeau.
SaraRundle over 11 years ago
uh, dude, it’s a comic strip…
milano99 over 11 years ago
This really hits home. My daughter wasn’t due until 6/20, wasn’t dilated, wasn’t really having contractions, etc. Then her water broke Monday night, quite unexpectedly. Little Brooke Renee graduated into the world Tuesday about noon. Better to me (as a granddad) than any PhD.
ECJack over 11 years ago
@JPSteve
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends.”
QuiteDragon over 11 years ago
“Well, the indulgences of “Liberals” are strictly out of Fantasyland, aren’t they?”
Either that, or it’s a comic strip.Kip W over 11 years ago
I think of co-workers’ kids I last saw twenty, thirty years ago. Can’t help wondering what some of them are up to. At least a couple of them should be making their mark on the world by now.
summerdog86 over 11 years ago
I can’t wait to see how this will all turn out!
annieb1012 over 11 years ago
@Susan Newman And let’s hope neither of Alex’s rips off the other after their exit from her womb!
annieb1012 over 11 years ago
@ Guard Sarge What a great story. But what baffles me is how the doctor didn’t notice the twinniness before D-Day (Delivery Day)! I once knew some triplets who were twins until D-Day, when #3 emerged some time after the first two. That seems understandable.
Also, traditional thinking was that twins skipped generations, so it’s always a surprise to me to hear about a twin delivering twins.
asa4ever over 11 years ago
I thought you were in the Army Air Corps.
annieb1012 over 11 years ago
My favorite twin-birth story was told to me by a neighbor, whose elderly friend was a twin. She and her sister were born during a blizzard in a little rural cabin in the 1890s. They were premature, and tiny. The parents placed them in shoe boxes and stowed them in the warming ovens above the wood-burning cookstove. The girls survived, thrived, and lived long lives. Twins have had safe vaginal births since time immemorial, and still do.
kaffekup over 11 years ago
They must have been as bored by the graduation speeches as everyone else. Except that they actually have the ability to shake things up.
Kip W over 11 years ago
When we were in the process of adopting, we happened to hear of a family who’d adopted a baby girl from China, and they named her Meredith. Jim (the dad) said that they started hearing about another little girl who looked just like her.
Long story short: Meredith’s twin sister was adopted by another family in another state. They named her Meredith.
So they found each other, and those girls and their families get together a couple of times a year. They’re maybe twelve now, just a tiny bit older than my daughter.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
My first child was a breech birth – no complications, no prior preparation, no problems. It’s doable. And we weren’t even in a comic strip.
TCulberson over 11 years ago
I thought this was gocomics.com and not RSR’s personall comic strip?You seem to enjoy starting stuff just a little too much.
Bucinka over 11 years ago
Let’s stop the misnomer “Caesarean.” This first recorded account of this procedure was described in 1744, and has nothing to do with any Roman emperor. Contrary to myth, Julius was NOT delivered this way. If he had been, in the pre-anesthesia age, his mother, Aurelia, would have died on the spot and not have lived as long as she did.
The word is cesarean, from the Latin ‘ad cesare, meaning “to cut.” Same root that English gets the word ’scissors’ from. ‘Caesar’ comes from the same root as words like ‘kaiser’ and ‘czar’ (Polish) or ‘tsar’ (Russian).
JP Steve Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sigh…and we’d been doing so well in the “let’s be friends” department today!
montessoriteacher over 11 years ago
If Alex is like most women in terms of childbirth, her labor will last longer than 5-10 minutes, thereby giving her enough time to get to a nearby hospital in the heavily populated area of Massachusetts. If GT wants to just make the story more interesting, who knows? We hear of the woman who gives birth quickly more often because it makes a better story than the one who manages to have the childbirth process in a more controlled environment. But, as LWP said, we could also see it coming that she would go into labor at graduation. BTW, it is great to see you back LWP!
montessoriteacher over 11 years ago
Must have been about 9 months since we heard from DT. I remember him predicting the pregnancy before we saw that it was written into the strip. Congratulations DT, wherever you are…
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
Wow, almost everybody is commenting about the storyline. I guess, everybody loves babies.
DTJB over 11 years ago
tick, tick, tick, Tick, Tick, TICK, TICK, TICK…
ROLtheWolf over 11 years ago
My wife delivered 2 vaginally in Massachusetts.
bobdingus over 11 years ago
Women were giving birth to twins for millions of years without Caesarean sections. It is a natural process that usually has no “complications”. The choice to deliver vaginally is entirely the woman’s….not that of the doctors or the lawyers.
bobdingus over 11 years ago
http://articles.mamaslatinas.com/pregnancy/113760/amazing_mom_gives_birth_to
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
Babies, whine and cry nonstop,don’t appreciate anything around them. Sound pretty “conservative” to me.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
We can agree to disagree as long as you keep your sense of humor.
Mythreesons over 11 years ago
In 1952 my first delivery was an occiput posterior with about 24 hours between first twinge and forceps delivery. Glad now the dr didn’t do surgery, but certainly wished for it then.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I appreciate your comments regarding why a lot of physicians need to practice overkill (so to speak) in the caution dept.. In my case, the GP didn’t have a choice. I’d been pulling instead of pushing, all we way from home to keep the baby in, and he’d been roused at home. had to come in, wash his hands, etc. Do wish he’d counted his #@%#.sponges!
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
I was in labor for 64 hours, but during that time went to beauty salon, helped lead a children’s choir practice, attended a baby shower (mine). Appetite was a little off. Was waiting for the scenes you see on TV to occur, but they never did. Everyone’s different.
Mythreesons over 11 years ago
Dr. did a great job, hardly a mark on him. Was under 7#, with a full head of red hair. Prettiest baby boy ever born.
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
Hey SGT, good story, my hats off to you. Didn’t know if you had it in you, to be able to take a day off from your daily attempt to educate the masses. I’ll cut you a little more slack for being a regular Joe today.By the way, not to split hairs, but, I had a buddy who started out in Army Air Corp and then finished up in the Air Force after Korea. So I think through WW II it was still Army Air Corp.
marge201 over 11 years ago
LOL!!! didn’t realize she was this close!! Oh, GT, you crazy thing!!
pipewriter over 11 years ago
All about creating something new.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
One toasted almond, please!
rowena28 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think everyone was expecting this. At least her family is in town for the graduation party. She better deliver vaginally. If she gets bullied by the medical staff, family, law enforcement, etc., to have a c-section, I will be really pissed.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
has this ever happened during a commencement speech? someone goes into labor.
todyoung over 11 years ago
You’ve been watching too much ‘Big Bang Theory’
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
“Have you slacked off to the point that nowadays you enter a triathlon only four times a year?”Gee, t’anks. I don’t run any more, because something might work loose. However, right now I’m doing the lion’s share of labor in a household of six people with various impairments and a surfeit of ADD-type stuff and lack of motivation. Also, try to hit gym 3X per week. Help offset this with GoComics addiction!
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
Read my post again: Wikipedia agrees with your version of history; the military website takes has the AAC continuing until 1947.
McSpook over 11 years ago
Is that really you?Very cool if it is.
McSpook over 11 years ago
Yep. my father-in-law was Air Force, but when he enlisted in 1940 he was Army Air Corp, (later Army Air Force) and remained that through WW2.Air Force came between WW2 and Korea.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
Wow Alex!! Girl, you are about to kill 2 birds (or 3) with 1 stone. As for not knowing when twins are imminent, I’ve known women who didn’t even know they were pregnant and they gave birth to a full-term baby.
Interesting, my Dad always said he was in the Army Air Corps and he served during WWII.
bobdingus over 11 years ago
You sound like you are describing yourself.
McSpook over 11 years ago
But no doubt he finds himself endlessly entertaining.