New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 03, 2013

Pitted or non pitted?

I’m not touching that one!

Is he trying to make an olive battery or something?

Mmmmm. Nothing quite like perfectly tuned olives!

I thought it was going to be that Hurt guy . . . I’m so confused. (I don’t watch the program regularly)

He forgot to ask for a fez!

Reminds me of when Gonzo was preparing for a stunt on The Muppet Show:

[Gonzo] “I’ll need a typewriter.”

[Kermit] “We don’t have a typewriter.”

[Gonzo] “Then I’ll use a cow!”