Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2013
July 03, 2013
July 05, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: What's the matter with you? Goat: I have this shockingly unbelievable problem... You see, I have this girlfriend who-- the shocking part is not that I have a girlfriend. Rat: Slow down, cowboy... one stunner at a time.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Rat sure doesn’t give a darn about Goat’s personal life.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
H4J, everyone!
firedome over 11 years ago
that’s from “A Hard Day’s Night”…
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
same reaction, when i started dating.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
It’s only by letters tho!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
It’s only by letters tho!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Rat must really be out of it – goatboy, maybe, but never herd of cows in PBS before . . . ☻
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
You’ve goat to be" kidding" me.
unca jim over 11 years ago
With a “Shave and a Haircut…TWO BITS!”
Just be aware of “The Dip.”
Number Three over 11 years ago
Hahahahaha! What a stupid Rat.
LOL xxx
CoBass over 11 years ago
Re: Peter Sellers “A Hard Day’s Night”Two thumbs up! Thanks!
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Goat has a girlfriend?! I agree with Rat! (Faints.)
Gilbert over 11 years ago
I’ve heard of fainting goats…….but fainting rats?
bmonk over 11 years ago
Some girls like intellectuals.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Bet Goat can keep a girlfriend far longer than Rat. Ironically it seems Pig is more likely to keep a girlfriend longer than Rat even though he’s constantly breaking up with her.
Asharah over 11 years ago
Why hasn’t anybody fed Rat to the crocodiles yet?
cdgar over 11 years ago
That Rat is a funny guy!
jay_arrr over 11 years ago
so that’s what passing out sounds like– “faint!”
Ambydextrous over 11 years ago
Does rat have a girlfriend? And why did he REALLY faint? What are his true feelings for Goat. Come to think of it I’ve never seen rat with anyone. Considering the fact that he’s vermin, he should’ve replicated himself multiple times by now. So why is HE still single and childless ( for lack of a better word)?