Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 06, 2013
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Your glimpse into a real-live HOLLYWOOD PARTY! See what it's REALLY LIKE! Tom: So, I said, "Brave choices? I'm ALL ABOUT brave choices!" DING DONG Mariah: Oh! Excuse me, actor Tom Cruise! Mariah: It's Scott Wolf, star of the hit series "Party of Five"! Scott: Mariah, you look fabulous! Mariah: Don't tell me you brought cake! Scott: Please! It's nothing. I bought it at the "Hollywood Bakery." Mariah: Oh, my god! They're the absolute best! Man: Hey, gang! Come into the rec room! Jim Carrey's acting CRAZY! Jim: Land ho! HA HA Man: It's ridiculous - but that's where the humor is. HA HA Stephen: "Who's the Boss" temptress Alyssa Milano, how come you never call? Alyssa: I'd love to call you, Stephen Baldwin of the famed Baldwin brothers. Stephen: So call me! Man: Oprah, your new movie is courageous! But wasn't that slavery thing done in "Roots"? Oprah: That was a celebrated TV miniseries, not a film. Besides, look how many movies VIETNAM got! Oprah: And slavery was worse! Woman: Slavery was terrible! Six or seven Oscar-type movies at least. Woman: Latin thespian, Antonio Banderas! Let's go out back and have a smoke. Antonio: Lemme grab my coat. Antonio: "E.R."'s Noah Wyle and songstress Lauryn Hill?! Lauryn: Close the door! There's a draft! HA HA HA End
edclectic over 11 years ago
This party game is even better than “Murder Mystery”! (cough…gag)
kapock over 11 years ago
Wait a second … what’s that hanging in the closet? It’s the smuggler’s cape!! Could this be the long-lost first chapter of “Billy Dare”?
pumaman over 11 years ago
That is not what it’s really like. In my opinion.
steverinoCT over 11 years ago
This is more like a “Globe” issue at the supermarket checkout: “See The Stars Without Their Makeup!” “Who’s Got The Beach Body— And Who Doesn’t!”
Kip W over 11 years ago
Gee, I guess Hollywood stars aren’t so different from you and me after all!
Malcolm Hall over 11 years ago
I didn’t get it either. Just no idea of what it’s about.