Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 17, 2013
June 16, 2013
June 18, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Love hurts, and not the good kind of hurt like shrapnel wounds. Mama luau? It's me, Rip. Are any of those granddaughters of yours dangerous? Big mama, you're hurt - what happened? Mama: I got into a bidding war on eBay - that "alf" pog was nearly mine! What's it look like? I got shanked in the back. Rip: Yeesh, someone got stabbed on the wrong side of the back this morning.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
I have shrapnel on the left side, and man-o-man that hurts sometimes. Doctors said removing it could be more serious than not. It’s been there for a lot of years. I got shanked in the back ! Now that’s one you don’t hear everyday.
Phatts over 11 years ago
Well, according to John Mellencamp, it Hurts so Good
mntim over 11 years ago
Breezy could have removed that, but was too busy making off with the tiki. But would Mama Luau complain? No, she’ll just sit here in the dark, quietly bleeding to death, waiting for one of her twelve ungrateful kids to come by.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
Have you ever had a chip on your shoulder about some bum that did you or your friends bad, and then that day came and you and that person were all alone and about five or so minutes pass and your knuckles were sore or hurting because you had some of their face on one or two of your hands. Unless you broke a bone, that is a GOOD hurt. I would do it again! Hey Rip don’t you think someone should call a doctor about that “shank in the back”?
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Atta boy Rip… always looking for dangerous women…
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Maybe Dutch can have a look at that knife.No, wait! Send RJ over instead. Maybe THEN we’ll find out how dangerous her granddaughters are.
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
Did anyone else catch the vibe that Breezy was the one of her granddaughters that stabbed her in the back (figuratively, anyway)?