Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 09, 2013

No, you’re irresponsible; but certainly resistible.

A tearful confession now? Quick back to the helo and dash to the movie set.

How did Pompus intend to live in the jungle? He needed Tarzan to hunt for food and keep him from being python food.

Death be not proud.

A pythonus ex machina? Please, GIVE ME A BREAK!!

CALLED IT a while back….this Plumpasp can’t do anything right except make other people miserable! Dr. Philfth had a hand in this sudden reversal I’ll bet! Damn!So now it’s back on the chopper super-fast flight to the set just as Olga and DUH Jed are about to get asped…Tarzan gets to slaughter another sssssnake, Olga & Jed get to be together, Plumpasp will make Disney cartoons, and Tarzan hopefully gets back to Jane who’s now in the Nairobi Prison for credit card fraud! :)> HolyApeSh*tAGowa!!

Can’t belive Pompass is gonna confess.

well . . . that was a bit anti-climatic.

BTW – is that Heidi the Crosseyed Possum in jmcx4’s avatar?

Awww…who’s he trying to kid? He’s going to go back home, write a tell all book and make the circuit of talk television shows about how he reformed. He’ll make millions!