Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2003
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Transcript:
Girl: Galloping into this exciting new stage of life, the world opens its arms and beckons us to join its glorious dance. As a partingshot at her loathsome English teacher, Jennifer Wrigley ended her valedictorian speach with a dangling participle.
