The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for December 11, 1995

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Warren: Did the ranger ever find out Gunther isn't hibernating? Pierpoint: Yep...and the Ranger said any bear that doesn't sleep could work... Warren: Gunther? Work? Doing what? Pierpoint: He's the new Santa at the ski lodge gift shop... Warren: Why would anyone hire a grizzly to play Santa Claus? Pierpoint: Well, they're plump...they have a deep voice for "ho-ho-ho-ing"... Gunther: And out laps are highly absorbent...