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Ned: Woo-hoo! I finally got it finished!! Irene: Finished what, dear? Ned: My memoir... 59 chapters dishing on everyone who's ticked me off! *heh*heh* Sweet revenge... Irene: *sigh* Who's want to read that? Ned: An artist's work is never done.
Varnes over 11 years ago
I bet she was the first chapter, too..(And a few in the middle..)…Well, life is a circle, I guess….You end where you start…Diapers come to mind…..
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
only thing worse than derision is omission
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
Yeah! Wait till I get done ‘DISHIN’! Who is left standing… Oh wait wrong venue….
wrwallaceii over 11 years ago
Never boast to the wife… She knows you and she can and will shoot you down with your own words… its part of the job description.
watmiwori over 11 years ago
Told of composer Max Reger, writing to a critic who had given some of his msuica hostile revirew [substituting ‘review’ forr ‘manuscript’].
bagbalm over 11 years ago
With electronic publishing now you can take your case straight to the public.
bransom over 11 years ago
This is a self-commentary on Wiley’s body of work!
rini1946 over 11 years ago
wait is not that what a reality show is
pcolli over 11 years ago
I believe that Iain (M) Banks wrote a book about a tour around Scottish distilleries.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
I wrote, but my mind rejected it.
pcolli over 11 years ago
So now you have to submit manuscripts on 4 ply?
dabugger over 11 years ago
What da ’ell is a memoir? The best come after the ashes are scattered…..
dflak over 11 years ago
Only 60 chapters? Man, he must have led a boring life. I must have pissed off at least 60 people on my drive to work this morning. I still have the rest of the day to go.
Linguist over 11 years ago
If history is really his story and memoir is French for remembrance, why is it that some many autobiographies are written at a stage in the writer’s life when he can’t really remember his story.
JimT8 over 11 years ago
It was Beethoven who said that about a review of one of his works.
Kasey Peters Premium Member over 11 years ago
“dishing”? Isn’t it Dissing?
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
Always remember "send"is a four letter word, so is oops for that matter and a few others that would be “corrected” here!