FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 30, 2013
Transcript:
Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Putting the finishing touches on my encryption/decryption software. With the recent revelations that our government likely has backdoor access to everyone's phone records and online activity, I figure people with what a way to restore a sense of privacy to their digital lives. So I'm writing code that will cloak a person's communications and data in such a way that even the NSA won't be able to monitor or crack it. I'll make it a free download via bittorrent sites. No one will be able to stop its spread! Soon the entire world will be using it! It's like a sure thing, Peter! I'm going to be rich! Peter: You just said it's free... Jason: Well, the backdoor access I'll sell to governments won't be.
rayannina over 11 years ago
Have fun in Gitmo, Jason.
rf_eq over 11 years ago
Mick Jagger at a recent DC concert: “I don’t think President Obama is here, but I’m sure he’s listening in”
cholomanaba over 11 years ago
cooking more snowdens?
SoItBegins~ over 11 years ago
Yeaaaah, Jason will have to deal with that lovely angry mob on his own time.
Pithy (yeah, right) over 11 years ago
Actually, I believe a “back door” is a legal requirement for any encryption software to be distributed in the U.S., and has been for many years.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yay! Cat video.
Pithy (yeah, right) over 11 years ago
(But possibly only for software that is actually sold.)
Pithy (yeah, right) over 11 years ago
OK, I guess I should have Googled this first. According to a story at http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-20032910-281.html: “In response to lobbying from the FBI, a House committee in 1997 approved a bill that would have banned the manufacture, distribution, or import of any encryption product that did not include a back door for the federal government. The full House never voted on that measure.” (Related transcript at http://jya.com/hir-hear.htm.)
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
You’ve obviously never read “Bloom County”. It’s Holmes.
jhampa over 11 years ago
He’s a very smart kid. I was wondering if Bill you read these comments. As our prodigy son is smart I would like him to comment about video game addiction, have a sequel on that but in some humorous manner. In my greater family there are three members who are now either VGA ( confessed Video Game Addict in recovery), or playing just a little or in total denial of the obsession. Although I appreciate your strip has to be funny I also like it as it does make social commentary. Give it a shot if you like. Thanks for my daily smile too!
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I hope the grownup Jason is a privacy advocate now.
Waddling Eagle over 11 years ago
Once your ethics go, the rest is easy.
Strod over 11 years ago
Dear everyone: The correct name of the Bloom County haracter is Oliver Wendell Jones, as can be seen in this strip. As his Wikipedia page says, Oliver Wendell Jones was named after Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., hence the confusion.
tlynnch over 11 years ago
I wrote a free encryption program in the 90’s. I never thought about adding a backdoor and selling it to the government. Hmm how silly of me.
ronpolimeni over 11 years ago
@ K.C. Fahel & Bruno Zeigerts – I have read “Bloom County” for many years and it is “Oliver Wendel Jones” not Holmes. Oliver Wendell Homes is the real life character who was an associate Justice on the Supreme Court from 1902 to 1932. The cartoon character is a spoof on his name.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Keep dreaming, Jason, KEEP dreaming.
Sidneypop over 11 years ago
This isn’t fiction. We used that technique 40 years ago in Army encryption. The ??? was ingenious.
Alexander the Good Enough over 11 years ago
The kid’s a day late and a dollar short. He hasn’t heard about Tor, which is free and does pretty much what he proposes.https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en
susan.e.a.c over 11 years ago
Uh oh, what will the NSA do to Amend, you can’t go around trying to subvert the will of the Leader…..
Lord Zomboss is back, fools. almost 4 years ago
I call it…… Tik Tok