I’ve driven a bug drunk. It’s harmless. The darn thing jujmps the curve, circles a bus stop and drives you home. Ho ho!
Jane only appears to be a good samaritan. Surely you can see she’s taking advantage of a drunk. I’m embarrassed for Jane. Whatever, we need more drunks in the comics.
Jeez, it’s not that hard! Close one eye so you only see one road. Keep your seat belt on so when you open the door to spew you don’t fall out. Drive fast so you get home sooner.
Partyalldatyme over 11 years ago
Oh, the things alcohol does to lower inhibitions…
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 11 years ago
Jane, the hero.
profh0011 over 11 years ago
I think I remember where this is going… :)
gileshead over 11 years ago
I’ve driven a bug drunk. It’s harmless. The darn thing jujmps the curve, circles a bus stop and drives you home. Ho ho!
Jane only appears to be a good samaritan. Surely you can see she’s taking advantage of a drunk. I’m embarrassed for Jane. Whatever, we need more drunks in the comics.
krisjackson01 over 11 years ago
Jeez, it’s not that hard! Close one eye so you only see one road. Keep your seat belt on so when you open the door to spew you don’t fall out. Drive fast so you get home sooner.
GeekonCall over 11 years ago
That is no excuse for a “Designated Driver”.IT DEMANDS A DESIGNATED DRIVER !!!