Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 14, 2013

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Hey, it could work. Might take a few decades, but it could work.

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    jmcx4  over 11 years ago

    I would suggest a spicey dinner. That way, you can reply to her rejection with a loud wind breakage, punctuated with an enormous burp.

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    jmcx4  over 11 years ago

    I was on a date once…….

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    ekw555  over 11 years ago

    someday, a woman will reject him after he leaves in the morning.

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    Dorian  over 11 years ago

    Poor Rick! Scott – is he REALLY this hopeless?? :-)

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    Jeff0811  over 11 years ago

    This method has worked for me so far, 25 years and going strong. Hopefully it will be another 25 years before she realizes she could have done better. By then it will be too late, Bwa-ha-ha. My plan is working.

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