Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 19, 2013

Bet she bakes it cookies. . ..

Oh Oh – A crazy Cunuck

And it calls her Al.

Uh,I just remembered I left something in the microwave…and I have a report due…and my, is it 11 am already? Gotta get back to work.

Canada – America’s attic.

I think most people talk to objects a lot more than they think (c’mon, boot up already, start, you stupid lawnmower, just one more bag Mr. Garbagecan, you can do it,) things along those lines. At least Ms. Sybil, I mean Allison admits it.

Sunnyside….Your next family vacation destination..!!!

The Darigold Dairy Fair manufactures cheese, (150 million pounds of cheese annually) but is mostly noted for its colorful facade and circus-like decorations, which include a pair of cows swinging on a flying trapeze.

Huh! Astronaut Bonnie J. Dunbar. Cool!

Yep, it’s on all their license plates.“Canada: A whole country’s worth of Oregon.”

Oregonians don’t resent California. We’re too busy being vastly more creative.

Of course, outer space is less than 100 miles away.

She’s one of those “yelling” people…they yell constantly because Mom never taught them the inside voice…

I LIVE IN SUNNYSIDE!