Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 26, 2013

@Linus

Let’s see… what in the kitchen can be used to Food-Poison that little Barbarous Puke-Mutant Lucy…?

Spit wouldn’t be noticed in all of that jelly.

@Linus

Of course, the alternative is to do a Preemptive-Strike, walk away for a few seconds than run back at full speed at Lucy to deliver a DROP-KICK and send her flying into next year!

Lucy’s interpretation of the carrot and stick approach. She doesn’t even need a carrot.

Lucy, I wouldn’t eat that sandwich, if I were you. Spitting in it would be the least that might happen.

“I’ll give you five good reasons…”

Linus should give Peter Griffin a call for a little Roadhouse justice.

I’d rather take the pounding than do anything for her.

Politeness counts,*&^%$!!

Reminds me of my brother, he was a bully don,t do it Linus let her do it her self, don’t like bully,s

Violence is not the answer, but it works!

This is asking nicely? I thought with all the wise things Linus says, that he would know better, this is his own sister.

Is this where Puzo got the “make him an offer he can’t refuse” idea?

I can’t stand Lucy.

Look in the kitchen! Is it a klutz? Is it a bumbling fool? NO, it’s Incompetance Man! Do such a bad job making the sandwich that she’ll never ask you to do it again.

Husbands have been doing this ever since Adam picked the wrong leaves for Eve’s covering. It was her fault after all, she did ask, “Does this leaf make me look fat?”

I still can’t get over calling it a ‘jelly bread sandwich’. What did they used to make sandwiches with?

I want to say something polite to Lucy…“Please go away, sour face. Thank you”

LOL xxx

yeah, i have the same problems with pretty girls.

let snoopy lick it first

Lucy is demonstrating the correct use of the “iron fist in a velvet glove” strategy. It works very well if you occasionally remind people that there really is an iron fist funderneath that velvet glove. So the next time Lucy asks politely for a peanut butter sandwich, Linus will get it without being reminded of the alternative.

She won’t ask again.

@Snoopy_Fan

Just thought I would send you one of my favourite songs. Chances are you have heard it before.

All I Have To Do is Dream

I hope you have a lovely, fun weekend.

xxx

When dad and I watched TV he usually made his own iced tea..One day I was watching a program and he TOLD me to make him an Iced tea..I was mad at him before that for some reason but I went ahead to the kitchen where our dog was eating her food..I pulled the ice tray out and accidentally dropped some cubes on the floor by the dog dish..I smiled for the first time that day,picked up the cubes, and put them in the glass with hair and dog spit all over them.. I handed the glass to dad and continued to watch my favorite tv program..(I wasn’t mad anymore)

I have this comic leap on you and pound you through the floor??!!!!..that’s not polite doesn’t matter if you say please dear brother…Linus should have said make your own jelly bread sandwich you’re not impaired right y’all?!!!!!….geez Lucy’s mean..I dreamt I was named Lucy I had black hair also but I was nice better than that Lucy in the comics

Lucy should be an American Politician when she grow’s up, she would fit right in :D