Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 27, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: You're trying to cheer me up by making me oatmeal? Satchel: With raisins! They're nature's candy! Bucky: They're not food. You know what is food? Fish. Fish is food. Period. Satchel: What is oatmeal? Bucky: Oatmeal is a grain. Grains are grass. Grasses are nature's latrine. Rob: So what is tofu? Bucky: Uh- an IQ test. And you failed it.
peggykb9 over 11 years ago
As if Bucky would be able to pass an IQ test himself.
Forbin Project over 11 years ago
Bucky’s right about plant’s being nature’s latrines, but he forgot that fish swim in the same water they crap in so river’s, lake’s, sea’s, and ocean’s are nature’s toilets.
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Bucky can’t even spell IQ.
kevin over 11 years ago
Raisins are poisonous to dogs.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Wow. The cat got something right for a change!
I tried some General Tso’s tofu at a Chinese buffet once, and a pack of those foodless sausages from the hippie section at Kroger. They were both awful!
YokohamaMama over 11 years ago
I don’t much care for Chinese tofu – too coarse and too strongly flavoured – but Japanese silken tofu is great as is with soy sauce and another topping, like grated ginger or fresh chopped chives, and the firmer grilled tofu is great with the moisture pressed out, fried in sesame oil and topped with seven spice. And the more dense round one is great with tomatoes and salad dressing. In my opinion, anyway.
YokohamaMama over 11 years ago
And I am a carnivore.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
me like meat, munch munch for lunch, a whole bunch
mary51grace over 11 years ago
Just give me fresh garden vegetables that I raise myself. No tofu.
Kat4547 over 11 years ago
Raisins are poisonous to cats, so Bucky may be smarter than we think!
bgby4884 over 11 years ago
Set Him Straight, Bucky!
magicwalnut over 11 years ago
@Forbin….please! eschew gratuitous apostrophization!
ttoommyy over 11 years ago
Meat and more meat for me, thanks. I love fruits and vegetables too and eat a lot of those. But gotta have my meat.
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tofu. Blech!
this-is-mine-and-this-is-mine over 11 years ago
I’ve just laughed myself into a coughing fit.
BloomCo over 11 years ago
I have to agree with Bucky on the last frame.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
pure genius Buck
falstaff2 over 11 years ago
I’m a meat eater but, once, a vegan friend took me to a Japanese restaurant and I tried a tofu steak with a delicious sauce and I can see what people like about it -it was really good with that sauce. However, I went right back to meat, chicken and fish, especially shellfish. Bucky may have a point, at least about fish.
bashar327 over 11 years ago
“I don’t drink water. Fish f*** in it!” W.C. Fields