Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 04, 2013

Who wears short shorts?

“It’s been a long time, Thorp, since you sent me to prison.”

Pretty spacious entry to that police station, especially for a town Milford’s size. Looks more like Grand Central Station.

Maybe even a contender.

Oh boy a WWF summer coming. Victor Rivera, Haystack Calhoun, Bruno Samartino, to name a few from my day.

Gil in his haste to escape Mimi’s overtures “accidently” put on hers. Nice floors at the cop shop…atta boy Steve.

Son, that’s COACH Thorp. Learn some respect

Or even MR. Thorp. Don’t EVER just call him Thorp.

Look at Hairy’s knuckles. He could stock a carpet outlet in Georgia with that rug on his back.

So why did Hairy call Gil instead of a lawyer?

Hey, Thorp, how are Mimi & the kids?

Please give generously to fight the scourge of exploding eye syndrome (EES). Thank you.

Hey, someone called the wrestler angle a few days ago, good job. If Gil was such good pals with this guy how could he not know his dad was the famous Herk the Mauler? And shouldn’t it be Herc the Mauler if it’s short for Hercules?

Wait a minute. Gil is going to be like George the Animal Steele, who was a high school teacher, who wrestled during the summers. So long MCC, hello WWE.

Bitsy Twill: those ARE shorts. Anything AT or BELOW the knee (which for some asinine reason is “in style”) should be called LONGS.

Something to conemplate over The 4th of July. If Hairy had curly hair and moustache only, wouldn’t he be the spitting image of long lost former Thorp right hand man and Oakwood coach Tod Andrews?

Bring on the Human Meat Axe!

Herk the Mauler might be the older version of Pampero Firpo, the Wild Bull of the Pampas