Monty by Jim Meddick for April 20, 2001

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"No matter what, I'm still uncomfortable hanging out at an exhibit with such an unflattering portrait of me." "Relax...I'll start my performance piece soon and everyone will be focused on that..." "Well, that's a relief!..the sooner it starts, the better I'll..." "My manhood is wanting so I must oppress women to compensate for my inadequacies!"