Monty by Jim Meddick for July 09, 2001

Transcript:

"A chimpanzee roommate?! I can't live with a chimpanzee!" "But Chimpy is a very civilized chimpanzee!" "I floss and I'm a nonsmoker" "Yeah? Well, if he's so civilized, why are you putting down news paper?" "Relax. It's not what you think..." "Trust me: Chimpy is totally and completeyy potty-trained..." "It's just sometimes I droll when I'm on my tire swing.."