Monty by Jim Meddick for November 23, 2001
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"Wow! Another slice?! But I thought you were watching your weight!" "Everyone knows all mammals instinctively eat more in autumn to provide insulating bulk for the cold months ahead..." "But what about your "mammals-eat-in-spring-to-provide-girth-for-summer-swimming" flotation theory?" "That involves more carbonated beverages."