Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2001
Transcript:
"Oh man! How disgusting! The previous tenants must've been total slobs! They left garbage behind the fridge!" "Um...look around you...your place is a pigsty!...whadda you care what's behind the fridge?" "That's different. That's MY garbage...but this...THIS is SOMEONE ELSE'S GARBAGE!" "Yeah? Well, how can you be so sure it's not your garbage?" "I never ever order pickles on a ham and swiss..."