Monty by Jim Meddick for January 04, 2002
Transcript:
"I...uh...hate to be a snitch, but remember how Mr. Pi is going through alien puberty?" "Why? What's wrong?" "Well, um, I caught him doing something I don't think you'd approve of..." "Adolescent rebellion!" "Mr. Pi! Open this door! Right now!" "Bam Bam Bam" "I don't know what you're up to in there, but it better not be..." "Nicotine patches?!" "It was peer pressure. Dr. Helmhotz at the astrophysics lab is on them..."