Monty by Jim Meddick for January 14, 2002
Transcript:
"Great-Grandpa McHorn!" "I knew someday I would inherit this portrait..." "I never knew him directly...He died when I was three...But I worshipped him as a family legend. He was a master brewer and co-inventor of the beer nut." "And he once told my dad, of all his great-grandsons, he thought I was the best drinker of all!" "I thought you said he died when you were three." "I could chug a bottle of baby formular in 3.8 seconds..."