Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 02, 2001
Transcript:
Player #1: Those guys are good. Player#2: We are such toast. Coach Nordling: Gather 'round, men. Dooley, give me your foot. Fellas, see the cleats? Without these cleats this shoe would be slippin' and slidin' all over and Jack boy here would end up on his rear end. And there's not just one cleat, or two --it's a whole team of cleats that make this shoe work! You guys are the cleats and this shoe is our team. We need to work together to win this game. Dee: Coach? Coach: Yeah, Dee? Dee: Our team just landed in a pile of dog doo. Jack: Gross! Coach: You're missing the point... Dee: We are such toast.