Monty by Jim Meddick for April 18, 2002
Transcript:
"I have a crush on the UPS delivery man and yesterday I did something very scandalous..." "I went out in my yard and waved at him ...directly at him..when his back was turned.." "But that doesn't seem very.." "He may or may not have seen me in his side mirror!.." "Wow. Well, I guess that got the neighbors talking..."