Monty by Jim Meddick for May 01, 2002

Transcript:

"A flying saucer?! Why didn't you tell us about this?!" "It's a very sophisticated vehicle.." "I was concerned that you might inadvertently tamper with the controls and..um..no..don't touch that! Don't!.." "Fooosh!" "What? All I did was press the futon torpedo button!" "Photon" torpedo" "Yes, but, ironically, I think it may've demolecularized Mrs. Applebee's futon.."