Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2002

Transcript:

"And now I begin a "five-year mission..to explore strange new worlds..to seek out new life and new civilizations..to boldly go where no.." "Wow. Five whole years in the terrifying emptiness of space.." "Ok. A five-DAY mission to explore a strange, new solar system to seek out.." "Really? Five days in a cold, dark vacuum?.." "All right. A five-hour jaunt to Uranus." "Bring me back some cellulite!"