Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2002
Transcript:
"Baywatch night?" "Yes..I sit and wach and try to recall what it was once like to be in the sun..to be at the beach..to be..human.." "A foolish fantasy." "I know I'm hideous." "I know I have the cold, clammy, pasty flesh of the undead." "Nooo Dwayne. Don't be so hard on yourself. You've got a little color on your back." "That's a rash."