Monty by Jim Meddick for August 10, 2002
Transcript:
"Hmmm..interesting." "It says here: "Early September may bring torrential rains and high temperatures..or maybe it won't. Who gives a !@$@ Just remember to rotate the truck tires and stock up on beer before the weekend." "Is that the farmer's almanac?" "Nope. The coal miner's almanac."