Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2002

Transcript:

"This insomnia's killin' me! Last night I was too tired to go prowling the Moors so I decided to pick up something at the all-night grocery.." "So there I am, out behind the Super K at 2:30AM sucking a rumproast..and I fall asleep! Can you believe it? I actually fall asleep mid-suck!" "And, needless to say, I woke up with a really bad case of rump-roast breath.."