Monty by Jim Meddick for June 10, 2003
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?I shouldn?t have spent so much time in the Sistine Chapel?I?ve got a bad crick in my neck?? ?So here I am on the streets of Rome, looking like a dumb tourist..staring up at buildings like a moron?? ??and now I?m a sitting duck for pickpockets because I can?t see where I?m going, and I?? ?Krik!? ?I guess I should be thankful there was nothing valuable in my fanny pack??