Monty by Jim Meddick for June 25, 2003
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?But why me??why reveal the truth of ?the comix? to me?? ?Because prophecy has anointed you liberator?the one comic-strip character able to transcend the cartoon realm and become truly sentient?truly FREE!? ?You, funky, are THE ONE!? ?Great. But my name?s not ?funky.? ?It?s ?Monty.? ?You?re?you?re not funky winkerbean?? ?Ok, people, we have a problem here.? ?I was just going by what jughead told me??