Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2003
Transcript:
?Monty unlocked a trunk that held Mr. Blinky, the ventriloquist?s doll, and now I fear Mr. Blinky?s taken on a life of his own!?? ?Listen?? ?I know it?s been a while, but I?m thinking of starting up the act again?? ?The act? Are you nuts? You have no talent! You need to get a real job! You?re washed up!?a has-been!?A?? ?Monty! Put the puppet down! Put?? ?I?m just talking to my Dad on speakerphone.? ?Who?s that? One of your loser friends??