Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2003

Transcript:

"Hmm..how big of a turkey do we need?" "Let's see...there's me, you, Loco and..." "You need not count me. I won't be participating in your pagan ritual..." "You won't be around for Thanksgiving?" "Oh, I'll be around, but I'll be celebrating the rigelian feast of the seven phhlemkes." "What are phhlemkes? Some sort of alien poultry?" "Close. Two of the seven are vertebrates and one sort of flies in the larval stage..."