Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2003
Transcript:
"This is boring being just a head. What am I supposed to do until I get a new body?" "Well, perhaps, like Stephen Hawkings, you'll learn to live the life of the mind...develop untapped cognitive powers...and unlock the mysteries of the universe!" "It's too soon to say for sure, but I'm already beginning to suspect that "black" holes aren't really black, but actually more of a dark, dark navy..."