Monty by Jim Meddick for December 15, 2003
Transcript:
"Oh...there you are!" "You would not BELIEVE the day I had today!" "It all started when that witch Pamela from the arts council tried redesigning the entire brochure! Of course Brad was useless and blah,blah,blah.." "Now that I'm just a head, I can't walk away..." "And I can't turn on my WALKMAN or hold the sports pages over my ears..." "But fortunately I've learned how to go to a special, manly place in my brain..."