Monty by Jim Meddick for June 07, 2004

Transcript:

"Why do people call you Moondog?" "It's a nickname I got back in my frat days..." "One night, on Jell-o shots karaoke night, I was singing 'Sussudio' when a schnauzer at the kappa sigma house wouldn't stop howling... So I went outside and mooned him." "Mooned him?" "Ah. The momentary exposure of what, on Rigel-9, we call the 'yourbluxx'." "And you may've noticed the scar on my left yourbluxx where the schnauzer gave me eleven stitches."