Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2004

Transcript:

"Bartender, did you notice the woman who wrote on this napkin?" "Buddy, the broads come and the broads go." "But this is important. I have a hunch whoever wrote this haiku may be the perfect woman for me." "Listen, Pal...I don't paint portraits of my clientele. I just pour 'em drinks." "All I know for sure is she left a lousy tip..." "The more I think about it, the more I think maybe she is the woman for you."