Monty by Jim Meddick for October 21, 2004

Transcript:

"While you were napping, we made an important discovery...you're "human," aren't you?" "Our sacred text of Bowser has a reference to "Man." "In Bowser 5:14 we are told to "be best friend unto man..." "So now the question is: What is required for us to be your "best friend?" "Well, you can start by getting me season tickets to see the Jets..." "Mr. Spot, are you getting this down?" " "Seasonal bus pass to airport"..."