Monty by Jim Meddick for May 24, 2005

Transcript:

"I've got to get my lucky hat back...I don't feel right without it..." "Yeah, but was it really that lucky?" "Ever since you owned that hat you've had a series of part-time jobs and meaningless one-night stands with women..." "Sure. But just imagine how nightmarish my life might'be been without that hat?!.." "For all I know, I might've ended up with a full-time job and a serious relationship or something!.."