Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2005

Transcript:

"No. I'm not sayin' I want a free makeover. Because, see, I'm a very well-adjusted individual who's totally secure with my appearance." "I'm sayin', hypothetically speakin', if I had a twin sister who was less secure let's say...and she came in here...what would you do to her?" "Hmm...Well, I suppose I'd start by highlighting her eyes and de-emphasizing the bridge of her nose with a concealer applied to..." "HEY! GOLDIELOCKS! ARE YOU SAYIN' I HAVE A BIG NOSE?!!"