Monty by Jim Meddick for December 05, 2005

Transcript:

"Ol' Kev! Heck! The last time I saw you was just after graduation!...You were planning a backpack trip across Europe..." "That's right..." "So...how did it go?" "Something...something terrible happened...I was hitchhiking through Transylvania...it was night...the moon was full...and then..." "OH DEAR LORD NO! NO! NOOO!" "You had a botched breast reduction operation!" "No. No. I was attacked by a werewolf."