Monty by Jim Meddick for June 05, 2006
Transcript:
"Are you Dr. Melkin? The sign outside says, "Mr." Melkin." "Oh that? That was a mix-up with the sign company. The little plastic "D" is on back order." "I just wanted to make sure. You're the only doctor in a 100-mile radius that my HMO covers." "Well, don't worry. I am a doctor." "I may not have fancy-shmancy certificates on the wall, but that's merely to save on framing costs." "Rest assured, in many, many provinces and certain island nations I'm completely certified to practice medicine."