Monty by Jim Meddick for January 06, 2007

Transcript:

"Go ahead... feel... it must be Egyptian cotton or..." "No thanks. I don't want anything to do with a stranger's underpants." "Oh c'mon! They've been through at least two complete wash cycles!" "I don't care." "What? Are you afraid?!" "Oo! Oo! Look at me! I'm putting contaminated underpants on my head!" "Call the CDC! Call the..." "I believe I lost a pair of shorts in this morning..." "He can explain. But the explanation doesn't help much."