Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2007
Transcript:
"You came all the way from Rigel-9 just to visit me?" "Why the skeptical tone? What's so unusual about an evil twin wanting to spend quality time with his clone?" "Well, last time you said that you tried to anesthetize me and steal one of my kidneys..." "Ah!... But only after pleading with you to donate the organ." "I told you: I'll donate a kidney if you get kidney disease, but not to sell on the black market." "You know... it seriously detracts from the charitable spirit when you haggle like that over details."