Monty by Jim Meddick for April 11, 2007

Transcript:

"So... any stock tips from the future?" "That would be unethical, but I can reveal a bit of things to come..." "Sadly, your nation is approaching a dark age... average intellect will plummet. Culture will take the form of 'reality TV.' And leaders will be elected based on the preferred candidate with whom to share a beer." "Um... those things have already happened." "Oh. I see." "Well, on the plus side, a cell phone will soon be introduced that not only handles photos and mp3s, but also performs colorectal exams."