Monty by Jim Meddick for September 08, 2007
Transcript:
"I'm afraid I've discovered a minor drawback to caffeine consumption... it seems to have altered my normal sleep pattern..." "However, on the plus side, I was able to watch a repeat of the House minority leader news conference on 'C-SPAN 3' along with several hours of informative 'QVC' programming..." "Do you have any *@#% idea what time it is?" "Why yes, it's only two hours, twelve minutes and thirty-eight seconds 'til breakfast."