Monty by Jim Meddick for February 13, 2009

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Monty says, "Let's drive by Gretch's?maybe we'll run into her and I can introduce you?" Monty says, "But whatever happens, don't let her see that you're a holographic data interface projected from a toaster, ok?" Monty says, "Hey Gretch, how are things with Byron?" Gretchen says, "Good. Good. Say...who's your new friend?" Monty says, "Oh...right...Gretch, meet Holi...Holi...Gretch..." Gretchen says, "Hi Holi." Holi says, "The atomic weight of aluminum is 26.981539 grams per mole..." Monty says, "She's really, really smart."