Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2009
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Gisele! Stop it?That tickles?that?" Moondog says, "Hey! What the?? You're not Gisele! You?hey?you paralyzed me! I can't move my body!" Moondog says, "Ok. Listen?if you're abducting me, just do me one favor?pass me my cell phone and de-paralyze my right thumb...ok? All i need is my thumb..." Moondog says, "Do you guys understand? Just my..." Moondog thinks, "Great. Something finally happens to me, and I don't even get to send a single tweet..."