Monty by Jim Meddick for August 11, 2009
Transcript:
E.B. says, "I don't understand this preoccupation with UV radiation. Why do humans choose to tan?" Monty says, "Hmm?let's see. I guess the main reason is to look good. People want to look healthy, sexy?and?" Woman says, "Pardon me, sonny, which way to the cabana?" Monty says, "I have absolutely no idea why people tan."